Because I haven’t posted anything in forever. Hai, Tumblr.
I just found a letter I typed on a typewriter (a typewriter!) in the summer of 2008. Everything I said then is still true today. ♥
How to ask a guy out (on a date (but not really)).
|Me:||So... I bet you didn't know...|
|Me:||I've got ten fingers just like you.|
|Me:||I bet they'd fit perfectly when we watch a horror movie and you'll get scared and I'll tell you to, "calm the fuck down and grow some balls."|
|Me:||So Insidious tomorrow night... game?|
I should know better than to showcase my feelings on my blog. It’s so tempting though.
Aren’t we all tired of boy-related bullshit?
(Cue Beyonce song)
Piece of advice: Don’t expect to pick up any women with your ‘you either like me or you don’t’ ultimatum.