Because I haven’t posted anything in forever. Hai, Tumblr.

Because I haven’t posted anything in forever. Hai, Tumblr.

I just found a letter I typed on a typewriter (a typewriter!) in the summer of 2008. Everything I said then is still true today. ♥

How to ask a guy out (on a date (but not really)).

Me: So... I bet you didn't know...
Him: What?
Me: I've got ten fingers just like you.
Him: Ok.
Me: I bet they'd fit perfectly when we watch a horror movie and you'll get scared and I'll tell you to, "calm the fuck down and grow some balls."
Him: ....
Me: So Insidious tomorrow night... game?

I should know better than to showcase my feelings on my blog. It’s so tempting though.

Aren’t we all tired of boy-related bullshit?

(Cue Beyonce song)

—(via eletheowl)

Piece of advice: Don’t expect to pick up any women with your ‘you either like me or you don’t' ultimatum.