Best quality video Youtube had, sorry.
Jesse Eisenberg, A Post Gender Normative Man Tries To Pick Up A Woman At A Bar (via planetickets)
Get. in. my. pants.
I got 8 of these out last Friday and my mouth is still sore as fuq.
To the girls on Tumblr.
“they’ll have ten posts, and 12 of them will be about not having a boyfriend”<3 lovelovelove this
Sir I applaud you.
so much content, so fast. It took me a few seconds to process each sentence, but he means well and has a great point
@ the Apple store
Just chilling at the Apple store waiting for Dan to pick up his iPhone 4.
When dude walks up to me and says, “I’ve never seen a cute girl at the Apple store before.” (LIES).
I go, “hehe, thanks”
He goes, “So what are you doing here?”
“Waiting for my boyfriend… he’s getting an iPhone 4.”
Dude smiles and walks away.
Funniest thing EVER. :))
You’ll end up “bumping” into all sorts of people, from the obvious regulars that seem to know what music’s up next to the timid newbies that are still trying to find their way into the crowd. You’ll also find teenage kids forcing themselves to look twenty-five and talk in straight english because obviously “I just made takas and I’ve got an effin’ credit card.” You may even hear conversations from dudes wearing tight, red skinny jeans that begin and end with the word “tengenuh,” contain “gagow” in every sentence, and a little “dude pare” in between.
Actual conversation overheard at Ponti:
Almost-gay-but-not-quite-dude-with-a-fedora: “No, gago. It wasn’t like that kaya.”
Kind-of-slutty-chick-with-a-scarf: “Yeah it was, gago! Like it really really was!” (laughs)
Almost-gay-but-not-quite-dude-with-a-fedora : “No, gago. I swear.”
Kind-of-slutty-chick-with-a-scarf: (hysterical laugher) “Gagoooo! It really was!!!”
Tengenuh, I find this so funny. Apparently, Ponti’s the place to be back home.
Just imagine if Charice studied in Woodrose, AC or Poveda and then got foreign-exchanged to the Glee High School (LOL - IDK these things) and she didn’t have an accent but she talked like these kids (I am sometimes guilty).
Rachel Berry: You’re from the Philippines, where it’s sunny everyday.
Sunshine Corazon: Gagoooo! We, like, have monsooooons.
I would watch that shit.
Sorry, I have to reblog this because it is as golden as the grillz on an auto-tuned rapper. I also have a soft spot in my heart for those young Gs crossing the street with their hand gripped tightly on their crotch to prevent their trousers from, well, descending. They really do make my heart melt and turn into mush.
How devastating for girls like me. Thanks for bringing to light my body-image issues, and making me feel terribly insecure. This is sending out the wrong message, that girls who have small breasts are not marriage worthy; they’re basically fucked. J/K. This is pretty funny.
Oh, Jake Gyglengahallheimerschmidt, you’re funny.