Ilyana

Ilyana is a trailer park hipster. She eats roadkill for breakfast and organic crackers for supper.

My ex-boyfriend calls me the hipster cat personified; but I often deny being a hipster and I hate cats. I’m more like the self-loathing hipster cat personified.

I’m no longer nineteen but I’d like to be because I hate the idea of being an adult and having to make adult decisions purely because I am indecisive - not because I suck at fulfilling responsibilities. I also don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but James Franco has given me some ideas. I like international development but it’s too damn depressing sometimes - the topic and the future paychecks. I want to travel the world and take pictures and make documentaries about common things that bind people together no matter their age, race, sex, location and social upbringing. 

I make terrific lattes.